Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Crazy Things my Brothers Say
Mason: *after running out of the garage screaming* Theres a lady in the garage!!!
Me: What does she look like?
Mason: She has a machine on her back that makes her invisible and quiet.
Me: What did she say to you?
Mason: She said she will kill you if you go in the garage...
Mason: Its an old lady in a jetpack!
(Im terrified and refuse to go in our garage ever again)
While doing their Kindergarten homework, the assignment was to write a few sentences about their favorite zoo animal. When my mom went to check on them, Mason wrote "Im sexy and I know it."
Max: I gotta pee like a bullpig in a bathtub!
Mason: Lets call Kristen "pees often"
Max: Lets call mommy "poops often"
Mason: Morgan is always in her room so lets call her "stays in her bedroom often"
Max: And daddy can be "wrinkles often"
Mason: Hes the captain of the wrinkle parade!!